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Den za\u010dal stejn\u011b jako ka\u017ed\u00fd jin\u00fd. Slunce se pomalu zvedalo nad kopci a star\u00fd sedl\u00e1k \u2013 pan Nov\u00e1k \u2013 se pustil do sv\u00e9 rann\u00ed rutiny. Musel nakrmit slepice, vypustit kozy na pastvu a nakonec zkontrolovat prasata, kter\u00e1 v\u017edy netrp\u011bliv\u011b \u010dekala na svou d\u00e1vku krmen\u00ed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kdy\u017e ale dorazil k chl\u00edvku, uv\u00edtalo ho nezvykl\u00e9 ticho. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed prase, obrovsk\u00fd kane\u010dek jm\u00e9nem Bur\u00e1k, zmizel. Dve\u0159e chl\u00edva byly pootev\u0159en\u00e9. Pan Nov\u00e1k nejd\u0159\u00edv myslel, \u017ee mu ho n\u011bkdo p\u0159es noc ukradl. Rozzu\u0159en\u011b se rozhl\u00ed\u017eel po dvo\u0159e, ale pak si v\u0161iml stop vedouc\u00edch ke st\u00e1tn\u00ed silnici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Stopy hnoje ho zavedly a\u017e na hlavn\u00ed cestu. A tam ho \u010dekal neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd pohled: Bur\u00e1k st\u00e1l uprost\u0159ed vozovky a blokoval proj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1kladn\u00ed auto. \u0158idi\u010d zoufale troubil, ale prase se ani nepohnulo. Vypadalo to, jako by naschv\u00e1l br\u00e1nilo provozu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pan Nov\u00e1k se rozb\u011bhl, aby ho odt\u00e1hl, ale sotva se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil, Bur\u00e1k se rozb\u011bhl proti n\u011bmu a v\u0161\u00ed silou ho str\u010dil. Mu\u017e ztratil rovnov\u00e1hu a z\u0159\u00edtil se do p\u0159\u00edkopu. V tu chv\u00edli se ze zat\u00e1\u010dky vy\u0159\u00edtilo dal\u0161\u00ed auto. \u0158idi\u010d strhl volant, aby se vyhnul praseti, a skon\u010dil v p\u0159\u00edkopu vedle pana Nov\u00e1ka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed se nikomu nestalo nic v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9ho, ale sedl\u00e1k skon\u010dil s vyklouben\u00fdm ramenem v nemocnici. Mezit\u00edm se p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh za\u010dal \u0161\u00ed\u0159it po vesnici i na soci\u00e1ln\u00edch s\u00edt\u00edch. Lid\u00e9 vtipkovali: \u201eBur\u00e1k, nov\u00fd dopravn\u00ed policista\u201c, \u201ePrase na protestn\u00ed blok\u00e1d\u011b\u201c a \u201eP\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b mu dejte reflexn\u00ed vestu.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Experti tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee prasata jsou p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b inteligentn\u00ed a Bur\u00e1k se mo\u017en\u00e1 nudil, nebo ho zm\u00e1tily no\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btla. A\u0165 tak \u010di onak, pan Nov\u00e1k se u\u017e z nemocni\u010dn\u00edho l\u016f\u017eka sm\u00e1l, kdy\u017e vypr\u00e1v\u011bl, jak mu jeho vlastn\u00ed prase m\u00e1lem zp\u016fsobilo infarkt. Dnes u\u017e m\u00e1 chl\u00edv zabezpe\u010den\u00fd dvojit\u00fdmi z\u00e1mky a Bur\u00e1k nov\u00e9, pevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ohrady.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tento p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh nen\u00ed jen k pobaven\u00ed, ale i varov\u00e1n\u00ed: nikdy nepodce\u0148ujte chytrost prasete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Den za\u010dal stejn\u011b jako ka\u017ed\u00fd jin\u00fd. 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